sole searching: man-uggs.

no. 

no no no no no!

ben and leo what the heck are you thinking? i admit i own multiple pairs of uggs despite the fact they make me look like i have club feet because they are extremely warm and snuggly. but men getting to use the same excuse? hell no. guys already have an assortment of comfy shoes to choose from: tennis shoes, loafers, etc. so there is no reason for a man to be wearing uggs. on second thought, what self respecting male would be caught dead in them....

now ben affleck looks hot.... until you scroll down to his feet.

but it gets worse:

leo expertly pairs a purple velour tracksuit with his uggs. hot.

but like most of my rules- this one comes with one exception:

jason segel can do no wrong.