attention ladies, you can tell alot about a guy based on their footwear. and if you are with a guy breaking these rules, train him or get rid of him. buh-bye.
i am going to start with the most obvious choice in fratty footwear: the sperry. but before you roll your eyes and say DUH look a little closer. there is a right and wrong wear to wear sperrys.
right: the classic boat shoe.
and now for the wrong:
see the difference?
also, these may never ever ever be worn with socks. man up and stop crying about your sperry-berries.
next up: the tennis shoe. there is only ONE option for this category- the frat-cruiser, more commonly known as new balance 993s.
unacceptable:
basically the goal for fratty sneakers is to be an all-white reebok away from a grandpa.
third: the frat-flop.
for this one there are some options. any southern tide, brooks brothers, vineyard wines flops will be perfectly acceptable. but for a foolproof frat-flop go with rainbows.
now for the geed-flop:
if you wear these you probably also carry a frisbee, wear cargo shorts, and drink jaeger on the reg.
last is a frat-daddy MUST-HAVE: cole haan loafers.
these are for nicer occasions than your sperrys. you don't want some dumb bitch spilling her vodka cranberry on these babies.
shoutout to little bruh bruh mccarthy for the insider info:
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