sole searching: the never-ever-ever edition.

ok so this post should be common knowledge, but there are some clueless people out there so i'm going to spell it out. basically, if you are seen in public with any of the following on your feet, you have resigned to be "that guy" or "that girl."

first and foremost obviously: the croc.

if you are going for the rosie o'donnell look, then by all means wear these rubber monstrosities. 

next, croc's 2nd cousin: the clog.

the ONLY way this style of footwear is acceptable is if it a 6 in. chanel clog, or is you are a milkmaid in holland.

trick this is not 2007: boots with the fur.

this style was over as fast as flo-rida's song got annoying, which was immediately. why wear a boot that makes you look like you have hairy bear legs? 

next up: sketchers shape-ups.

ok lets be real, a clunky rounded sole is not going to make your ass look like a supermodel. what they WILL do is make you look like you have two club feet.

last and certainly not least: the vibram 5-finger shoes.

ok runners, buy some asics like a normal person and stop whining. all these things do is make you look pretentious and creepy.

now for some extra ugly. there are no words.

i don't think even gaga would wear any of those and we all know that bitch is crazy.