i was prompted to answer a couple hilarious questions from a mystery man *cough* oren *cough* and i thought they were deep, philosophical shoe questions so i'm posting my thoughts.
my view on TOM's:
barf. i respect that a kid in africa gets shoes when you buy them but i would rather just donate the $50 than look like i have seed bags tied to my feet.
also, they have a wedding line. no, just no.
save these for the geriatric wing.
my view on jelly sandals:
love love love in theory. but unfortunately i am no longer 4 years old. i'm waiting for a 5 in. jelly slingback or a jelly platform wedge.
also, those things are toddler torture devices when a rock gets stuck in there.
cheerful on the outside, bleeding feet on the inside.
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